on my Facebook Engagement:

Shandi: We should get engaged and then hit divorce on our anniversary, and have a divorce party ( like jack white) instead of an anniversary celebration, and then you can click accept for boy?

Now we can marry in the morning, and divorce in the evening for our party night, and brag about how our divorce relationship is STILL better than everyone’s real realtionship.

*dusts off hands to a job well done*